enigmatic-fool:

He affects 5G towers like metal does a microwave

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

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Sharecropping.

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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

themeaninglessjumble:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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Brother Dubious can often be found wandering the halls late at night it seems

neil-gaiman:

orpiknight:

Neil Gaiman Tumblr FAQ: Good Omens

Tumblr questions that Neil Gaiman has already answered.
Yes, it does have some Neil-provided info of S2. But, it is spoiler leak-free! (It also does not have spoilers from early screenings of S2.)

Docs Version: Here
Spreadsheet Version: Here

I’m excited about Good Omens 2 and I was already going through Neil Gaiman’s blog ( @neil-gaiman ). I initially made it for me and my friends for reference, but then decided to go ahead and throw it out into the Tumblr void, too. I hope it helps.

I made my own FAQ about this here (please check it before messaging me): OrpiKnight’s FAQ FAQ

Before you ask a Good Omens question, look here. An incredibly impressive job of research and gathering.

saturnvs:

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two headed calf and his mother

viridianriver:

ladyshinga:

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the “reblog things forever” website

Oh yay it’s the “cover evidence before the court case” move

It’d be a bummer if there were hundreds of pages of their content archived on the internet archive

Or backups of their YouTube channels

setekh:

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his name is Ganymede!

quintsmachete:

“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.